Bringing my slut face (refer to previous post) closer to you this Halloween

But no, really, this Halloween, i dressed up as an extinct bird

Frances & I thoroughly enjoying the winter collection

And yes, we decided beanies weren't our thing
(You may now heave a sigh of relief)

Another worthy of Halloween

If you don't already know how short i am, let me help you out...
(Frances says i'm not short, just fun sized!)

Getting ready to dance to Billie Jean

Annoying work obligations:
Dinner events

Here with my lovely colleagues
Sue (middle) and Seh

How's work been?

(the colleague in question would be Sue)

So if you hate how my blog entries are a compilation of all my tweets, leave now

Seems that lately i've been unable to express myself in any other way besides short spasmodic sentences (insight into my state of mind?)



And to further elaborate on how completely inarticulate i am,
I sometimes realize that only in Hokkien can i best express myself

Also, if you know me well enough
You would, by now, realize that i have very intense obsessions with strange & random animals
The most recent being the African Giant Pouched Rat
or the Gambian Pouched Rat
Just so you know, these little buggers save lives!
They are able to sniff out land mines!
The only question is,
How do you train one to sniff out a land mine without it killing itself first?
I really want one.

As for what i'll be dressing as for Halloween this year?
Why, myself: A slut!
But seriously, i've never been out on Halloween
and have never dressed up for it before.
I do intend to, once before i die,
Dress up as a huge vagina with my face as the clitoris
After all, it does conveniently go hand in hand with
my tongue stud of many years

Can you guess what it says?

And if all else fails, Plan B would be to dress up as a huge womb
Complete with fallopian tubes and ovaries dangling from each end

Altogether now, can you say "wunderbar"!

What do i think about on a daily basis?

If you need proof that i'm mad

All in a day's tweet

What's it about?

More info

Guests?
Jerome Syndenham & Robert Owens
(Berlin & Chicago)

So to anyone out there with a lot of time on their hands
Do swing by
I'll be there flexing my hostess prowess
(Or lack of - haven't done this in a year...)

Check out the FaceBook link here too
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131125517308&ref=mf

Yes, got the cover!

Any guy who says "hiihii" when trying to pick you up should be shot - once in the foot and once in the groin. Oh, and how could i forget the head? The source of this madness

And here's another one

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"
-Mark Twain

Marge Simpson for PlayBoy Nov '09!
Hoorah!

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination"
-Oscar Wilde

To commemorate my obsession with parrots
I found this priceless video on YouTube

"You are being shagged by a rare parrot"


FYI
The parrot in question is a kakapo
A critically endangered flightless parrot